You've got it! We think.
Why they lost in NYC, why they deserve their second-class status, and why "centrist" isn't a serious political position.
Insert enticing subheader here, one that gets people to open, email, enjoy, and forward. Possibly tease a secret about a merger you've totally invented wholecloth, like Homestyle Buffet acquiring Spirit Airlines.
500ish words from Greg Iwinski
500ish words from Greg Iwinski, future president of the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.
