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Tape Of The Day: If you’re looking for clips and lines that should define the election this year, you’re not gonna get much better than Deputy AG Todd Blanche saying, and I quote, “It’s not a crime to party with Mr. Epstein.”

Damn, Todd! You almost took my head off how fast you moved the bar on that one! Sure, it’s not technically a crime to party with Jeff Epstein on his island, the same way it’s not a crime to stay in O.J. Simpson’s guest house. Brother, you are crime-adjacent at best.

[If you were born after 1995 and would like a version of that joke that uses a reference from your lifetime… you’re right. Let’s do another one.]

Sure, it’s not technically a crime to party with Jeff Epstein on his island, the same way it’s not technically a crime to watch the Knicks game at Diddy’s mansion! You weren’t at the freak-off — you were at the freak-off-to-the side!

Official Rules If You’ve Been In the Epstein Files: Look, there are only a couple categories here, they will not be changing and they will be instituted for life: