As of Monday, Jan 12th 2026, we're still here.

Sometimes, these are short. Not tomorrow’s, actually, but today’s is.

I am very very bad at catching up on screeners, also known as “a giant pile of good movies and TV shows I need to watch not only because they’re good, but because I should vote on them having watched them.

But I watched Wake Up Dead Man tonight — hey! Stop yelling “Finally” at me! I know! I also wanted to see it in its incredibly short theatrical run that Netflix provides to pretend they don’t hate movie theaters!

And I’m not going to review it for a zillion reasons, including that media criticism is dead and reviews are for people who review things not make things. Because really I just want to talk about one thing: the priests.